The White House Turkey Pardon: Obama At His Corniest

The White House Turkey Pardon: Obama At His Corniest

By Christian Bryant

By Christian Bryant
November 22, 2016

November 22, 2016

Over the years, President Obama has saved some of his corniest jokes for the predictably absurd White House turkey pardon.

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For decades, U.S. presidents have pardoned turkeys the day before Thanksgiving. During his tenure, President Barack Obama has used the annual event to try out some of his worst jokes and embarrass his daughters, Malia and Sasha.

SEE MORE: A Brief History Of Presidents Pardoning Turkeys

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