So Conan O'Brien decided to tag along with some female co-workers to see "Magic Mike XXL." You know, to see what all the fuss is about.
And we're guessing those poor ladies wish they never let him crash in the first place.
"Is this good? With the hips?" asked Conan O'Brien on "Conan."
"Not that! Not that!" said the group.
"How about this? Look at this!" said Conan.
Oh boy. Did Conan learn nothing from Joe Manganiello's striptease session on the show last year?
"So if you've got a girl on a chair," said Joe Manganiello.
"Right, she's here," said Conan.
"Yeah, you've got this kinda like, right there," said Joe.
On top of showing off his, uh, impressive stripper skills, Conan treated the group to booty juice shots — whatever those are — and even started a catchy "Magic Mike" chant, all before they made it to the theater.
"Magic Mike! Magic Mike! Magic Mike! Magic Mike!" the group chanted.
Sure, we probably saw enough Conan O'Brien hip thrusting and floor humping to last a lifetime here.
But a writer for Uproxx read our minds with this one: "The entire thing is awkward and hilarious."
But hey, at least "Conan shows the best way to crash a Magic Mike party," as Vulture perfectly put it. Well said.
Let's just hope we never have to see Conan strip again. Please. Never again.
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