(Image source: Dane County Sheriff’s Office)
BY BLAKE HANSON
A Wisconsin man has made quite the name for himself -- not because of what he was arrested for -- but because of, well, what he named himself. Police arrested 30-year-old...Ahem. Beezow Doo-Doo Zoppitybop-Bop-Bop. HLN’s Robin Meade has a fun time with this story...
“A Wisconsin man was arrested after he was allegedly found drunk in a park, yeah so what you say? Listen to his name! Meet, Beezow Doo-Doo Zoppitybop-bop-bop. That’s his name, he’s charged, doesn’t it sound like a song? Beezow Doo-Doo Zoppitybop-bop-bop.”
“According to Facebook his favorite activities are: standing and walking and ladies!”
The Huffington Post says he changed his name in October from Jeffrey Drew Wilschke. And it appears HLN wasn’t the only media outlet to vet Zoppitybop-Bop-Bop’s Facebook page. Here’s WFTX...
“According to Beezow’s Facebook page, he’s a member of the ‘Orthodox Church of Jerry Garcia fans’, very big congregation, and he enjoys...thinking.”
Police arrested Zoppitybop-Bop-Bop on possession of drug paraphernalia, marijuana, and carrying a knife. A blogger for Grouchy Muffin says the charges come as no surprise.
“I could have told you this dude had weed on him. What tipped me off? No, not because he looks like Brad Pitt in True Romance. I knew he had weed when I found out his name was Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop. BINGO. He might as well have changed his name to ‘Cheef Big Bong.’”
MSNBC says B-D-D-Z-B-B’s jail record doesn’t list an attorney -- but a writer for Gather doesn’t think that’ll last long, saying...
“Some adventurous lawyer should pick up his case before long, if only to be able to brag about representing a man with the dumbest, albeit catchiest, name in the world.”
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