Tom Cruise … NEARLY KILLED!!!!
Or, you know. Tom Cruise looking both ways when crossing a street and having the time to make a sensible decision to get out of the way of a bus that was several feet away from him.
“He does all these high-flying movie stunts.”
“He’s famous for doing his own stunts.”
Did the actor forget his stunt training?
Or as this site pointed out, forget he’s not in America??
And — there have to be puns. Risky Business???
“We all know it’s Mission Impossible sometimes crossing the streets in London,” said Natalie Morales.
As The Hollywood Reporter put it: “Crosswalks prove a mission impossible for Cruise.”
What, nobody could make a “Vanilla Sky” joke?
Look, yes, in England, the traffic flow can confuse Americans.
But ... nearly flattened?
In other headline news — Katie Holmes’ ex “mingled with a pedestrian” after the incident.
So … spoke to another human.
Next — they’ll go grab a “Cocktail” together.