For No. 5, after a man lost his cell phone on a float trip, some firefighters found it and decided to take a break from battling the flames to hijack his Facebook account.
"I thought maybe a friend or somebody was pranking me. ... Lots of people knew that I had lost my phone," Nathan Buhler said.
The results were hilarious. Buhler's phone, which was named Hector Sanchez, got to ride in a fire truck, used a fire hose, helped make lunch and even pumped some iron. All in a day's work.
Buhler went to the station to get his phone back and met with the rather giddy pranksters.
"I just walked in and I said, 'Hello? I'm looking for a Hector Sanchez.' And all of a sudden the firefighters started coming out of their offices and down the fire poles. And all of a sudden, I was surrounded by like 15 guys, and they were all in on it; they were all smiling and laughing," he said.
But not before his phone won a match of pingpong. Phone's got talent.
For No. 4, what we see as cute — a mother saw as a nightmare.
Little Anistyn's mother, Victoria Farmer, told Newsy's partners at KMGH her 2-year-old daughter submerged herself in a bucket of white paint they were using to paint their home they wanted to sell.
Victoria said she knew something might be awry when things seemed a little too quiet while she breastfed her son.
Never trust a quiet toddler.
And at No. 3, a photo of two men exploded over the Internet, mainly because the guy on the left is the father of the guy on the right's date.
It took about 12 hours for animal control to get the raccoon, so naturally a memorial started in the meantime. Clearly, the raccoon died too soon. He even got a flower. And a framed photo. And ... well, lots of stuff.