Kelis Has Never Made A Milkshake: What Will Bring Boys To The Yard?
The singer admitted in a recent interview that the closest thing to a milkshake she's made is a smoothie.By Cody LaGrow | May 23, 2016
If a milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, then go ahead and consider Kelis' front lawn empty. Despite lyrics that offer to teach us how to make a milkshake, the singer shouldn't charge us for it because we don't know if she can even make one.
On Monday, the singer admitted in an interview with The Guardian, "I don't think I've ever made a milkshake."
If Kelis isn't lactose intolerant, there's really no excuse here. She and her moo-juice music duped an entire generation of middle school dancers into thinking her song had real lyrical meaning. So, let's focus on the positives instead.