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BY MYCHAELA BRUNER

Apparently Hugh Hefner isn’t much of a Playboy after all.
Runaway bride Crystal Harris publicly dissed Hef’s bedroom abilities -- saying she only slept with him once. Harris tells the Howard Stern Show...

REPORTER: “Was it freaky when Hef took off his clothes”
HARRIS: “Um…He doesn’t really take off his clothes. I’ve never seen Hefnaked.”
REPORTER: “How long did this horror situation last - the actual sex.”
HARRIS: “Like... Two seconds.”

Harris broke off her engagement to the 85-year-old Playboy founder just five days before the wedding.
The Blemish quotes Hef defending his reputation.

“The sex with Crystal the first night was good enough so that I kept her over two more nights.
Crystal lied about our relationship on Howard Stern but I don’t knowwhy...Crystal convinced me that she adored me. That was the first lie.”

Harris openly admits she was not attracted to the Playboy king - but says they did love each other.  The Huffington Post notes, Hef may not feel the same way -- anymore.

“Hefner may be singing a new tune now that his runaway bride is throwing him under the bus when it comes to the image that made him -- and her -- famous. Harris better watch her back, we wouldn't be surprised if Hefner sics his battling bunny force on the ex-queen of the mansion..”

A blogger for E! doesn’t find Crystal’s revelations humorous -- but like rubbing salt on a wound.

“I mean come on really! This woman has no class at all, she chose to be with an 80-year-old man in order to further her career it's disgusting on her part. No class! Really she ought to be ashamed of herself.”

But Hef doesn’t seem too disappointed in the couple’s break up. As a matter of fact - Hef already announced he has two new girlfriends, Anna Berglund (Ber-glun-d) and Shera (Shar-aBechard (Be-shard). According to Daily Mail...

“He has previously dated up to seven models at once, with conquests including Brande (Brandy) Roderick, Izabella St. James, Tina Marie Jordan, Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt (Mar-cu-art), and Kendra Wilkinson.”

Recently, Harris has been seen with Jordan McGaw, Dr. Phil’s youngest son.

 

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Entertainment News: Crystal Harris v Hef

Crystal Harris Disses Ex Hugh Hefner: Low Blow?

July 28, 2011
(1:51)
Runaway bride Crystal Harris publicly dissed Hef's bedroom abilities -- saying she only slept with him once.
   
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